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WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN RELIGION!

No one will kill you for not drinking Beer

Beer doesn’t tell you how to have sex.

Beer has never caused a major war.

They don’t force Beer on minors who can’t think for themselves.

When you have Beer, you don’t knock on people’s doors trying to give it away.

Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over their brand of Beer.

You don’t have to wait more than 2000 years for a second Beer.

There are laws saying that Beer labels can’t lie to you.

You can prove you have a Beer.

If hyou’ve devoted your life to Beer, there are groups to help you stop.

 

FUNNY SAYINGS

 

It is easier to get forgiveness than permission.

The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

 

FUNNY NAMES

Names for emails that are same for male/female   Sam       Charlie  Alex      Blake     Drew     Casey    Taylor

 

Adam Zapel

Cara Van

Crystal Ball

Doug Graves

Evan Keel

Ferris Wheeler

Frank Enstein

Gail Force

Gene Poole

Hazel Nutt

Heidi Clare

Helen Back

Helen Waite

Helen Wiells

Hugh Jass

Hugh Jorgan

Hugh Morris

Jack Haas

Jack Pott

Jay Walker

Jean Poole

Jed Dye (Jedi)

Jerry Atrick

Jim Shorts

Joe King

Joe Kerr

Joy Rider / Ryder

June Bugg

Justin Case

Kandi Apple

Leigh King

Lou Pole

Mike Hunt

Mona Lott

Myles Long

Neil Down

Noah Lott

Oliver Sutton

Ophelia Payne

Paige Turner

Pat Downe

Pearl Button

Polly Ester

Rick O’Shea

Rick Shaw

Seth Poole

Shanda Lear

Stan Still

Sue Flay

Sue Render

Sue Ridge

Tad Moore

Tad Pohl

Trina Woods

Trina Forest

Ty Coon

Ty Knotts

Walter Melon

Wanda Rinn

Warren Peace

Will Power

 

JOKES

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend.
“Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.”
Watson replies, “I see millions of stars.”
“What does that tell you?”
Watson ponders for a minute.
“Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Cronologically, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it’s evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.
What does it tell you?”
Holmes is silent for a moment, then speaks. “Watson, you idiot, someone has stolen our tent.”

 

An old blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of whiskey.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender: “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says: “Before you tell that joke, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know four things:
The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat, the bouncer is a blonde girl with a club, I’m a 6-foot tall blonde woman with a black belt in karate and the woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?”
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters: “No, not if I’m gonna have to explain it four times.”

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ASK A QUESTION JOKES

  1. Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
  2. Ask your mother.

 

  1. How do you embarrass an archeologist?
  2. Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

 

  1. What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
  2. Wiped his ass.

 

  1. What’s the difference between oral sex & anal sex?
  2. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

 

  1. What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
  2. A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a bitch sleeps with everybody at the party except you.

 

  1. What’s the difference between love, true love, and showing off?
  2. Spitting, swallowing and gargling

 

  1. What’s so good about an Ethiopian blow job?
  2. You know she’ll swallow.

 

  1. What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
  2. A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

 

  1. How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  2. Two. The hard part is getting them in the light bulb.

 

  1. When is a pixie not a pixie?
  2. When he’s got his head up a fairy’s skirt, then he’s a goblin.’

 

  1. What’s the definition of a Yankee?
  2. Same thing as a “quickie, “only you do it yourself.

 

  1. What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
  2. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

 

  1. What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
  2. No one to talk to during orgasm.

 

  1. What do you call a smart blonde?
  2. A golden retriever.

 

  1. What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse’s ass?
  2. A mechanic!

 

  1. Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
  2. The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen donuts.

 

  1. Who is the most popular girl at the nudist colony?
  2. She is the one who can eat the last donut!

 

  1. How can you tell which is the head nurse?
  2. The one with the dirty knees.

 

  1. What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
  2. A battery has a positive side.

 

  1. A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead are all in third grade:Who has the biggest tits?
  2. The blonde, because she’s 18.

 

  1. Why do men snore when they lay on their backs?
  2. Because their balls fall over their asshole and they vapor lock.

 

  1. The three words most hated by men during sex?
  2. “Are you In?” or “Is It In?”

 

  1. Three words women hate to hear when having sex
  2. “Honey, I’m home!”

 

  1. Why do men take showers instead of baths?
  2. Pissing in the bath is disgusting.

 

  1. Did you hear about the new paint called “Blonde” paint?
  2. It’s not very bright, but it spreads easy.

 

  1. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra?
  2. When you take it off you wonder where her tits went..

 

  1. When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep.
  2. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

 

  1. How can you tell a macho woman?
  2. She rolls her own tampons.

 

Q: What’s the leading cause of death among lesbians?

A: Hair balls.

 

Q: What’s good on a pizza, but bad on a pussy?

A: Crust.

 

Q: Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?

A: Because Kermit loves sweet and sour pork.